Rx for a broken heart? pillow talk.

take it from carmen.. look at her, she's as contented as can be....for now.

instructions: read & memorize.
dosage: chant 5 times, 2x daily
time: in the am upon you wake up and before bed time
duratation: 7 days only
results may vary but can be felt as early as 3 to 5 days.
please follow instructions. possible side effects may lead to being a man hater or pig lover (or both), thus weight gain.

p.s no real animals (pigs or men) were harmed during this shoot